Warning: Side effects may include

Warning: Side effects may include

Unapologetic confidence More date nights Energy that keeps up Your partner asking what changed Healthy circulation support Needing a Do Not Disturb sign

Not the kind you hide. The kind that changes the temperature in the room.

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Adult wellness systems. Individual experiences vary. Use only as directed.

Three systems. One mission.

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Targeted adult wellness systems designed to support confidence, vitality and performance from multiple angles.*

B.A.P.™
Women's 3-step daily system

B.A.P.™

DESIRE, FLOW and VITALITY support women's sexual wellness, circulation, normal hormonal function, energy and vitality throughout the day.*

  • AM — DESIRE
  • MIDDAY — FLOW
  • PM — VITALITY
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MONEY SHOT™
Men's 3-part performance stack

MONEY SHOT™

IGNITE, FLOW and SPLASH support energy, stamina, circulation, hydration, vitality and overall physical performance.*

  • IGNITE — Energy + drive
  • FLOW — Circulation + recovery
  • SPLASH — Hydration + endurance
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CORN STAR EGGPLANT™
Men's 4-formula system

CORN STAR EGGPLANT™

DRIVE, SURGE, FLOW and SPARK support male vitality, blood flow, stamina, energy, performance and daily wellness.*

  • DRIVE — Vitality
  • SURGE + FLOW — Circulation
  • SPARK — Energy + focus
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SIDE EFFECTS LABS FIELD MANUALS

PICK YOUR PLAYBOOK.

Three bold, private, and actionable digital guides built to help you sharpen your routine, elevate your confidence, and take your performance to another level. Start with the playbook—then upgrade to the complete system when you’re ready to go all in.

Women’s Intimate-Wellness Playbook

B.A.P.™ ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE GUIDE

A bold, confidence-first digital playbook featuring practical routines for pelvic-floor control, intimate comfort, natural readiness, communication, and overall sexual wellness.

  • Pelvic-floor awareness and control
  • Comfort, hydration and wellness habits
  • Confidence and communication techniques
  • Step-by-step B.A.P. routine
  • Complete B.A.P. SYSTEM roadmap
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Men’s Maximum-Volume Playbook

MONEY SHOT™ MAXIMUM VOLUME GUIDE

A bold, practical digital playbook covering hydration, nutrition, recovery, timing, and performance-focused habits designed to support volume, confidence, and a stronger overall routine.

  • Daily volume-support routine
  • Hydration and nutrition checklist
  • Timing and recovery strategies
  • Performance and progress tracking
  • Complete MONEY SHOT SYSTEM roadmap
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Men’s Size + Performance Playbook

CORN STAR EGGPLANT™ ULTIMATE SIZE + PERFORMANCE GUIDE

A safety-first digital playbook covering conditioning fundamentals, circulation-supporting habits, recovery, and consistent progress tracking for men seeking a fuller, harder, more confident performance.

  • Warm-up and conditioning fundamentals
  • Circulation and performance habits
  • Recovery and safety protocols
  • Realistic progress tracking
  • Complete CORN STAR EGGPLANT SYSTEM roadmap
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TargetedMulti-part systems
SimpleDaily routines
BoldBy design
BuiltFor consistency
Side Effects Labs
Welcome to the lab

Wellness shouldn't be boring.

Side Effects Labs turns everyday wellness into a ritual with bold identities, intentional multi-part systems and an unapologetic sense of humor. The names get your attention. The routine is what keeps you coming back.

Serious formulas. Wild names. The side effects are the best part.

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